Barack to the future
As candidates make many promises about what they
will bring to their potential presidencies, how can any
of us be sure of what they actually will achieve? In
coordination with the VCU physics department and Dr.
Alan Joseph Vannucchi, the CT has devised a method
of traveling into the future via Delorean. At great risk
to my own life, I have stepped into the future multiple
times to find out what will happen to the United States
should each major (or imaginary) presidential candidate
be elected.
As candidates make many promises about what they
will bring to their potential presidencies, how can any
of us be sure of what they actually will achieve? In
coordination with the VCU physics department and Dr.
Alan Joseph Vannucchi, the CT has devised a method
of traveling into the future via Delorean. At great risk
to my own life, I have stepped into the future multiple
times to find out what will happen to the United States
should each major (or imaginary) presidential candidate
be elected.
Sen. Barack Obama: Many have compared the young
and charismatic Obama to John F. Kennedy. These
comparisons will ring true especially when Iran starts
building nukes like the U.S. always feared it would.
Obama will solve this with an embargo on President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Member’s Only jackets. Also,
continuing with the JFK comparison, Barack will avoid
going to Dallas like the plague.
Sen. Hillary Clinton: Unlike what most chauvinists
thought, Clinton will not go to war every 28 days. A
talented and effective leader, she will have her presidency
marred forever when she follows in her husband’s footsteps
and has an affair with Monica Lewinsky.
