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Virgo: If someone asks you for directions this week, stop and help out. You’ll need that karma once you get lost going to graduate school. Libra: Charming as you are, you have the ability to make people eat out of the palm of your hand. Be sure to wash it first.
Virgo:
If someone asks you for directions this week, stop and help out. You’ll need that karma once you get lost going to graduate school.
Libra:
Charming as you are, you have the ability to make people eat out of the palm of your hand. Be sure to wash it first.
Scorpio:
You may be fooled into thinking some dumb writer is a grand oracle of some description.
Sagittarius:
It’s not always the bad guys who wear black. Sometimes it’s also Johnny Cash wannabes.
Capricorn:
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you can take Ibuprofen.
Aquarius: Running around in circles is only frustrating if you don’t think about all the exercise you’re getting.
Pisces:
Your favorite TV show in syndication will be an episode you’ve already seen, but at least it’s a good one.
Aries:
Try the NASCAR philosophy today: don’t be afraid to give those in your way a little bump, but always be sure to thank all the sponsors who have helped you along the way.
Taurus:
Don’t try and cut every corner with your upcoming assignment. They’ll find out when you turn in a round piece of paper.
Gemini:
Victory is yours. Don’t be afraid to celebrate, but avoid gloating.
Cancer:
News may come from afar. I didn’t say it was good news.
Leo:
For those wanting to curl up in a ball and die, look at the example of the cat: they curl up into a ball, sure, but they just sleep and generally wake up in a better mood.
