Zodiac Cookies
Aries: Don’t make any snap decisions today, just make crackle and pop ones. Taurus: You will have much in common with a Libra today. Gemini: Plan on putting out a big fat fire today. Cancer: You’re going to be in the mood for horror soon, skip the video store and do a google search on your phone number.
Aries:
Don’t make any snap decisions today, just make crackle and pop ones.
Taurus:
You will have much in common with a Libra today.
Gemini:
Plan on putting out a big fat fire today.
Cancer:
You’re going to be in the mood for horror soon, skip the video store and do a google search on your phone number.
Leo:
If your going to shoot for the stars, be sure to use a water gun.
Virgo:
You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for all of the people and places you’re not.
Libra:
You will have much in common with a Taurus today.
Scorpio:
Climbing an upside down tree right side up is as foolish as climbing a right side up tree upside down, think on it.
Sagittarius:
You are the shape of the future, no pressure.
Capricorn:
Tomorrow’s Ask Bob column will foreshadow an important event in your life
Aquarius:
You’ve reached a point where you want to see life from a new angle, consult your geometry teacher before doing anything foolish.
Pisces:
You are no longer a lone voice in the suburbs, you’re a lone voice in the city, congratulations.
