MercuryZero reads my mind, beware he might read yours, too.
Greetings Bob,
Tis I MercuryZero. I was wondering if you have caught wind of an insidious plot formulated by VCU to trap us in a perpetual time warp. It appears that VCU has decided to keep us locked at 1:44 p.m. for an indefinite period of time. And being as it is 1:44 p.m. all of the time, I am to be kept in the Temple Building Mac Lab forever. I assert a certain amount of superiority over the Macs now, but I have no idea how long this will hold out.
Do you think this is part of VCU’s hostile takeover of Richmond, mass destruction caused by a lab full of unruly Macs? Or are they just too lazy to fix the broken clock at the Siegel Center? Well whatever the case I must get back to disciplining the Macs… They’re throwing bombs again.
MercuryZero, APTDHTSW (Arctic Palace Technologies Department of Hostile Takeovers and Simulated Warfare)
Leave it to MercusyZero to hit on the very topic I was going to address.
VCU has stopped time. It was 1:44 p.m. for days, until recently, when it became 1:36 p.m. And now, there is nothing. No time at all.
The might ex-clock tower sits blank and dark in the night sky.
Why has time been stopped? I think it has something to do with construction. You see, all the Bond Referendum money VCU had is now gone, and in order to not have to pay the construction people, time has been stopped. This would also account for the late start of the new dining facility. Think about it, doesn’t it seem like you’ve been doing the same thing every day for the past week?
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