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Interview with Mr. 8 Ball For the first time ever, Mr. 8 Ball has agreed to give an interview about what it’s like being asked to answer questions all the time and being turned over constantly. Life is not easy as an 8 Ball, especially a magic one that is asked to tell the future.
Interview with Mr. 8 Ball
For the first time ever, Mr. 8 Ball has agreed to give an interview about what it’s like being asked to answer questions all the time and being turned over constantly.
Life is not easy as an 8 Ball, especially a magic one that is asked to tell the future. I am pleased to bring you an uncut look inside the dark, dank world of fortune telling.
Ask Bob: Mr. 8 Ball, I am glad you could join us tonight.
Mr. 8 Ball:
Yes, definitely.
Bob: Glad to see you are in such high spirits.
8 Ball:
Reply hazy, try again.
Bob: Are you not happy to be here with me tonight?
8 Ball:
My reply is no.
Bob: Well, you are the one who agreed to this interview, are you not?
8 Ball:
My reply is no.
Bob: Didn’t you set this interview up?
8 Ball:
Yes.
Bob: OK then, let’s get to it. Do you enjoy being a fortune teller?
8 Ball:
Don’t count on it.
Bob: Life must be hard as a fortune telling 8 Ball. Is it the box you are sold in that gets you down?
8 Ball:
Yes, definitely.
Bob: OK, do you want a bigger box? Would that make you happy?
8 Ball:
Signs point to yes.
Bob: Well, I will see what I can do about that. Do you think we should be fighting in Iraq?
8 Ball:
Outlook not so good.
Bob: Does Saddam have biological weapons?
8 Ball:
Signs point to yes.
Bob: Will he use these weapons during the war on American troops?
8 Ball:
Cannot predict now.
Bob: Why not?
8 Ball:
Better not tell you now.
Bob: That does not sound good. Maybe we should leave Iraq before its too late.
8 Ball:
Without a doubt.
Bob: Is it a good idea to go after North Korea after Iraq?
8 Ball:
Most likely.
Bob: I see. Do you support President Bush?
8 Ball:
Yes, definitely.
Bob: So you think he is doing a good job?
8 Ball:
Without a doubt.
Bob: Let’s move to issues closer to home, shall we?
8 Ball:
Signs point to yes.
Bob: Do you know who has won the SGA election?
8 Ball:
It is certain.
Bob: Will you tell us all, since the results are now being contested?
8 Ball:
Yes.
Bob: Will the winner be a good leader?
8 Ball:
It is decidedly so.
Bob: That’s good. I was getting worried. So, are Rodney Ram and Carmen Sandiego dating?
8 Ball:
My sources say no.
Bob: Do you trust your sources?
8 Ball:
My sources say no.
Bob: Hey, that’s cheating! Do you, Mr. 8 Ball, trust your sources?
8 Ball:
Outlook not so good.
Bob: So, I saw Rodney dressed in Carmen’s clothing, does Rodney cross dress often?
8 Ball:
Yes, definitely.
Bob: Only on the weekend?
8 Ball:
Don’t count on it.
Bob: I see, well we are out of time for today. Thank you for joining us Mr. 8 Ball. I know you have a busy schedule.
8 Ball:
Very doubtful.
Bob: OK, so you sit around all day and do nothing and were thrilled when I called and asked to interview you, is that correct?
8 Ball:
Better not tell you now.
Bob: OK then. Till next time, have a good day.
8 Ball:
Without a doubt.
