Soap Box: Division of moving piles of gravel to new locations

The gravel pit, also known as the future location of the new dining facility, has spawned new piles of gravel.

It was shortly after I last reported that there had been no work done on the site, even though the sign indicated a starting date of January 2003.

It is now nearly April and no major strides have been made to build anything there. However, the massive pile of gravel has now been more spread out.

In addition, trailers have been added, proving my prediction of a trailer park that will increase revenue into the school.

It also seems that great strides have been made to make it seem like the workers are working very hard, making it seem like leaps and bounds are being made on this project.

It seems that whatever I predict comes true. Maybe I have some strange power over the administration and my word is somehow law.

On the off chance this is in fact true. I would like to make a couple of suggestions.

1. Bring back Chick Fil-A. Eet Mor Chikin, in the words of the spokescow.

2. I know there is an SGA. They hold vigils and request my vote every year. However, this year I would like to see and meet them.

3. Please see the Mass Communications school get accredited.

4. Please keep the computer science school around. It is an excellent program and there are many good people in it.

5. Help to assure there are plenty of class offerings for the coming semesters. There are many buildings being built or expanded around campus, but we also need professors to teach classes.