Zodiac Cookies

Aries: Flowers do not equal romance, wild flowers equal romance.
Taurus: Love hurts, love scars, why is there a holiday dedicated
to pain?
Gemini: Feel the love, come down to the CT room 1149 in Temple.
Cancer: L is for the way you look at me, O is for the only one
I see…ok, you get the point.
Leo: You’re looking for love in all the wrong places, try
the Laundromat.
Virgo: Call me, I <3 you. Hey you can’t argue with candy.
Libra: Roses are red, violets are blue, read the CT and we’ll
read you.
Scorpio: The more people you meet, the more you’ll love
your dog.
Sagittarius: Hugs are like toilet paper, fun to squeeze.
Capricorn: Some people are afraid of their first time, but voting
isn’t really that bad.
Aquarius: @–8– a rose to you Aquarius.
Pisces: Today, give a toast to love, and don’t forget the
grape jelly!

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