Weird News

Pimp my . toilet?

“Pimping out” has gone too far. Roto-Rooter has created a toilet equipped with a flat-screen TV, laptop, iPod and speakers, Xbox game console, cycling exercise machine and fully stocked refrigerator.

The “Pimped Out John” is supposed to “fulfill all your wildest bathroom dreams.” It will be given away in an online sweepstakes.

Roto-Rooter says the average person spends 11,862 hours in the bathroom during their lifetime and that a toilet should be the best place in your home.

The firm spent around $5,000 on the various toilet additions.

When good Wookiees go bad

A Chewbacca impersonator was arrested after a Hollywood tour guide claimed he head-butted him.

The tour guide had warned the man not to harass two Japanese tourists, and the Wookiee did not take this well.

He said that nobody tells him what to do, and head-butted the tour guide.

The incident occurred outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater, where street performers make money from tourists by posing for photos.

The Chewbacca impersonator was charged with misdemeanor battery and released on $20,000 bail.

Star-kissed

Re-creating movie kisses now has a how-to guidebook. William Cane has written a book titled “Kiss Like a Star,” in which he describes more than 60 types of kisses.

There’s the flicking kiss, the vacuum kiss, the Hollywood kiss and the ice-cream kiss.

Cane uses great detail to illustrate kisses from “Casablanca,” “Top Gun,” “Dirty Dancing,” “The Notebook” and “Coneheads.”

Cane has also written the books, “The Art of Kissing” and “The Art of Hugging.”

This book should have you kissing like a movie star in no time.

The new “Casual Friday”

A Dutch gym has decided to start having a “Naked Sunday” for people who like to work out in the nude.

The gym owner says he wants to up the ante in the fitness industry, after other gyms started offering pole-dancing classes.

Naked gym-goers would be required to put down towels on the weight machines and use disposable seat covers on exercise bikes.

All the gym machinery would be cleaned and disinfected afterward.

The first “Naked Sunday” will be March 4.

Better than sex

A survey of 1,000 women in 10 U.S. cities found that most women would be willing to give up sex for 15 months in exchange for a closet full of new apparel.

Sixty-one percent of the women said it would be worse to lose their favorite article of clothing than give up sex for a month.

Only 2 percent of the women polled would give up sex for three years in exchange for a new wardrobe.

Consumer product manufacturer Unilever conducted the poll. They also found that 48 percent of the women said their favorite article of clothing was better than their significant other at making them feel confident and sexy.