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Virgo:
You are the sexiest sign in the Zodiac, and others will take notice this month, be on the look out!

Libra:
During this hectic time of year, your definitely off-balance.

Scorpio:
First day of school trauma may sting, but by Friday night it’s all gravy.

Sagittarius:
People often forget how important you are, time to remind them.

Capricorn:
Calm it down buddy; your hormones are in overload.

Aquarius:
This week the water bearer has more to bare, carry your head high.

Pisces:
Your creativity dries up and you choke. The well isn’t permanently dry; it’s just a temporary drought.

Aries:
Take your vengeance, it’s justified.

Taurus:
Aim a little higher this year.

Gemini:
Fish don’t have any feelings but people do. Eat more sushi.

Cancer:
Like a tumor you latch on to people too quickly. Tone it down a bit.

Leo:
Tipping is not a city in China. That’s right buddy: whether you pick up, order out or get buffet- tipping is its own reward.