In Brief

Woman vies for biggest breasts

Sabrina Sabrok, an Argentine comedian, is trying to get the biggest breasts in the world – 42XXX. Sabrok, who works on Mexican TV, has already had 13 breast enhancement operations and currently has 42GGG breasts. Doctors say if she undergoes a 14th enhancement she will be endangering her health because the weight would be too much for her body. America’s Norma Stitz has the current record of a 48V bra. Stitz’s chest measures 70 inches.

Romanian prostitutes accept food vouchers

Prostitutes from Deva have started taking food vouchers as payment from men whose wives might keep a close eye on their money. The women use half of the vouchers to buy food and they sell the rest to get money. Many Romanian employers give vouchers as a part of employees’ salaries.

LA bear drinks campers’ beer

Staff members found a black bear passed out drunk at the Baker Lake Resort last week. The bear stole 36 beers from campers’ coolers and drank the beer after opening the cans with his teeth. A staff member said the bear was particularly fond of a local brand – Rainier – and didn’t even finish a can of Busch. The bear got away before Fish and Wildlife Department officers called to the scene could nab him. However, the officers lured him back with more Rainer beer and he was returned to an area away from humans.

Family keeps dead son in home for 36 years

After a fortune-teller told a Vietnamese family whose 17-year-old son had just died that he was buried alive the father dug him up, and has kept him in their house since 1968. The family, which lives in southern An Giang, still displays the body in a glass-covered coffin. The Ho Chi Minh City Police newspaper said the body had not decomposed after 36 years.

4-year-old saves mother’s life in doctor’s outfit

Bradley Davies was dressed in his doctor’s outfit with a toy stethoscope around his neck when he helped his mother, Joanne, after she began to fall into a diabetic coma. He called the paramedics and fed her a cookie and milk, which she taught him to do. Joanne stayed two days in a Liverpool hospital before returning home.

Judge accused of masturbating during trials

An Oklahoma judge retired last week after facing charges that he masturbated and used “penis pump” under his robes during trials. Attorney General Drew Edmondson accused Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, of masturbating and exposing himself several times to a court reporter during the act. The judge denied the charges and will retire with a full pension on Sept. 1.

German shark hops

Rather than using its fins to swim, a new species of shark uses its fins to hop. The shark, which was discovered in the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany, is 27 inches long with inflexible eyes and unusually large teeth and hair. It was discovered when Bavarian shark experts were trying to write information for aquarium visitors and could not determine which of the 405 known species the shark was. The shark also moves its fins like a whale, unlike other sharks. Officials from the Austrian zoo that sent the shark to the Coburg aquarium without realizing its worth said the zoo is still trying to find where the shark originally came from.

Briefs compiled from news sources