State delegate urges university officials to cease distribution of Plan B to students
Contraceptive pills distributed by VCU Student Health Services could have a limited shelf time. In a letter Tuesday to VCU President Eugene P. Trani, Delegate Robert G. Marshall, R- Prince William, requested that the university stop distributing emergency contraceptive pills (Plan B) because he considers them abortion pills.
Zodiac Cookies
Taurus: Some one close to you is going to have the time of their life and they’re going to owe it all to you. Gemini: You will find yourself relishing romance but hesitating about commitment. Cancer: You will find yourself constantly choosing between your own happiness and the happiness of others.
Crime Log
Saturday, Feb. 22 Property damaged at Cabaniss Hall by a known subject. Monday, March 24 Personal property valued at $40 stolen from the Gateway Building. Thursday, March 27 Male arrested at MCV’s North Hospital for simple assault. Saturday, April 5 Male arrested on the corner of Cherry and West Main streets for driving under the influence.
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready
Post modernity now!
Curls
New Briefs
Catherine Zeta-Jones gives birth Actress Catherine Zeta-Jones and husband Michael Douglas welcomed their second child into the world. Carys Zeta Douglas weighed six pounds, 12 ounces. The birth comes less than a month after Zeta-Jones won the Oscar for the best supporting actress role for “Chicago.
Jimmy Boombada writes epic tale, Hairy Potter joins the fun
Muggle Bob, Can you hear me now? Good. I mean, can you remember me now? Good. For you readers out there, I am a mere muggle, and I am not hairy. Haha. Anyway, muggle Bobby, I have several questions for you this time. 1. How come almost all the keyboards at the Commons computer lab are sort of broken.
Soapbox
MercuryZero reads my mind, beware he might read yours, too. Greetings Bob, Tis I MercuryZero. I was wondering if you have caught wind of an insidious plot formulated by VCU to trap us in a perpetual time warp. It appears that VCU has decided to keep us locked at 1:44 p.
Forecast: Avalanche with 100 percent chance of excitement
Well folks, it’s that time of year again, my favorite time of year. It’s time for spring, April showers, short sleeves and the Stanley Cup playoffs. That’s right, the trophy that’s coveted by so many is on the line again and I can hardly contain myself in all the excitement.