Jimmy Boombada writes epic tale, Hairy Potter joins the fun

Muggle Bob,

Can you hear me now? Good. I mean, can you remember me now? Good.

For you readers out there, I am a mere muggle, and I am not hairy. Haha. Anyway, muggle Bobby, I have several questions for you this time.

1. How come almost all the keyboards at the Commons computer lab are sort of broken. By that, I mean, the mouse pad always miss the right or both buttons. It has been like that for years now. Why didn’t they just install a mouse for each computer? Do you think there are cats in Commons that will eat those mice?

2. I just found out that the men’s room in Commons’ basement does not have a single ventilation fan. Why did those engineers design such a thing? Did they get the urge to? I certainly don’t have the urge to smell, ya know?

3. Who is writing the Zodiac cookies on the newspaper? Does that person have a college degree?