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Eric Hill

Opinion Editor

Justice John Paul Steven’s hinting at retirement: Yeah, everybody is saying that 90 is the new 60. After 35 years, his career is just beginning. Any longer as a Justice and he would be a floating head.

Ricky Martin is gay: Latin women weep everywhere. They lost a lover but they found a friend.

China undervalues its currency: China’s currency is so undervalued, treasury secretary Timothy Geithner won’t release a report on it. That’s because truth is also undervalued in China, just ask Google.

Eugene Terreblanche killed: He was a white supremacist in South Africa for 30 years. That’s like wearing a vest of magnets in a minefield.

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