Campus congestion: take it or leave it

    Walking anywhere on campus during the first week of classes is always  startling. 

    It doesn’t matter whether you’re a  local or someone fresh from a small  town. Many people’s reactions this year  are pretty much the same; There are  so many people, and it didn’t feel this  crowded last year.

    That’s because it wasn’t. The statistics  show more than 31,000 students are  enrolled at VCU this year. How many  of those 31,000 actually come onto the  Monroe Park Campus, I’m not sure,  but this is a record number for both  the school and the state. 

    However, with all the positive attention the school receives come some  challenges, most obviously, spatial ones.  Anyone familiar with VCU’s expansion  plan is aware of our building sprawl  throughout the Fan and downtown.  We’re working on new classrooms and  new housing, but how many students  can we really accommodate? For all the  new freshmen and transfer faces we see  on campus, there are more students  who are on waiting lists because of  housing issues. Two years ago, students  from housing overflow were put at the  Radisson; last year it was Comfort Inn.  If we can’t put these kids somewhere,  we shouldn’t take them.

    And apart from housing, what about  the quality of life on campus? The  University Student Commons is always  a busy spot, but when you’ve got to be  across campus for class in fi ve minutes,  it’s become much easier to cut around  outside. This is an exaggeration, but  think about the Initech birthday party  scene in “Office Space.” Milton passes  pieces of cake around until there is  nothing left for him. If we don’t watch  out, that might happen to us. You can  get the biggest sheet cake at Costco, but  how many people will get a piece?

    I’m only saying this because I like it  here, and I want other people to like it,  too. But even with our spatial, housing  and student population issues, things  could be worse. If you don’t believe  me, see if the following numbers can  put things in perspective.

    Remember SATs? I prefer not to.  Heck, I’m just glad I took them before  they added the mandatory essay portion.  A recent College Board release states  that SAT scores are a little lower than  those of previous years because more  high school students are taking the test.  The College Board says this is a good  thing. (There’s probably a complicated  statistical explanation as to why this is  good, but let’s take their word for it.)  According to VCU’s undergraduate  admissions Web site, last year’s freshman class averaged 1089 on the SAT,  while the middle 50 percent scored  an average of 980 to 1180. This isn’t  too bad, since it basically supports the  College Board’s finding.

    While it feels like VCU admits more  students than it has room for, the  truth is the school rejects at least three  times the number of acceptances. The  undergraduate admissions Web site also  says VCU admitted more than 3,500  fi rst-time freshmen for the fall 2006  school year. That number might sound  like a lot, but VCU received more than  13,000 freshman applications that same  year. Factor in all the transfer students,  and imagine the lines at Shafer and the  bookstore. Yikes.

    Until things are seriously sorted out,  it’s probably best to just take the slice of  cake that gets passed along to us. After  all, a little cake is better than none.