Uh, looks like someone got caught doing a little extra-curricular activity Wednesday morning in the library. Sometimes, I feel like it’s not a proper semester at VCU unless I hear some bizarre story about some perv around campus. Geez guys, have some decency and at least remove yourself from a public area if you really need to do “that.”
And to the guy who got caught: Dude, you didn’t even try to take some hidden computer away from the crowd – you were at probably one of the most exposed computers on campus. Another guy managed to snap a picture of you in action: I hope no one recognizes you, because that’s a Facebook group waiting to happen. We all do stupid things in life, but, if life was like Mortal Kombat, you just scored a “Flawless Victory” in a battle of idiocy against every other moron.
I know there’s no way to stop it, but I plead with the nasty folks on and around this campus to keep it somewhere away from facilities many people use. It’ll keep you guys from being arrested for something that in and of itself isn’t terrible, but not something you should do in front of others, like going to the bathroom.
I hereby deem the far left Mac of Cabell Library the “Whackintosh.” Until someone takes to that keyboard and mouse with a healthy coating of bleach, it will always be contaminated in my eyes.