Fire-eater set stripper’s breasts alight
A fire-eater has been given a suspended jail sentence for setting a stripper’s breasts on fire.
Dancer Maria Leeb, 27, was tied to a pole wearing just her g-string while her fire-eating partner blew flames at her.
But the hot new act in a lap-dancing club in Augsburg, Germany, came to a painful end when her naked breasts went up in flames.
Flamethrower Marc Miszler, 22, was handed a 10-month suspended jail sentence for grievous bodily harm by the Augsburg County Court.
“I shouted at him that he was getting too close, but he didn’t stop. The oil and glitter that I rubbed on my body must have caught on fire and all I could see were flames,” said Ms Leeb.
She suffered burns across her breasts and was treated at a local hospital.
Serbs line up for testicle shocks
Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.
Serbian fertility expert Dr. Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.
He said, “We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them.
“This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.
“The method does not kill the sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient’s health.”
Bojovic added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Novi Banovci for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.
He said, “We are hoping to have a small battery-powered version on sale in the shops in time for Christmas.”
Cheerleaders arrested after toilet sex
Two cheerleaders have been arrested in Florida for provoking a nightclub brawl by having sex on a toilet.
Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Renee Thomas, 20, and Angela Keathley, 26, were arrested after a dispute in a bar where patrons complained the women were allegedly having sex in a toilet cubicle.
The cheerleaders fought with angry women who had been waiting to use the toilet at Banana Joe’s in Channelside, reported the St. Petersburg Times.
Tampa police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said, “Alcohol, sex and cheerleaders are apparently the ingredients for a hot story, because I am getting flooded with calls.”
She said it was “clearly visible” to some of the women in line that Thomas and Keathley were “engaged in a sexual act” in a cubicle.
“They started to make a commotion,” McElroy said. “They were saying, “Hey, that’s not appropriate here. We need to use the bathroom. Come on out.”‘
Thomas and Keathley finally emerged several minutes later and started arguing with the other women, McElroy said.
That’s when Thomas punched Melissa Holden, 26, of Lutz in the left eye, according to police.
Police arrested the cheerleaders. McElroy said they were “so intoxicated they could barely stand up.”
TV station broadcast porn instead of news
Viewers tuning in for the evening news in India were shocked when they were left watching a Russian porn movie.
Angry residents in Kailaras, who wanted to watch an English-language news report, blame the mix-up on technicians from the Kailaras relay station.
They believe the workers had been using the station’s facilities to watch XXX films broadcast from Russia.
Hundreds of locals took to the streets afterwards demanding the technicians be sacked.
TV station regional manager Man Singh Verma said, “An initial probe confirms negligence on the part of the relay station staff in transmitting pornographic material from a Russian TV channel instead of the news from Indian channel DD-1.
“We are taking statements from staff members and punitive action will be taken against those responsible.”
– Compiled from news reports