Taurus: You anticipate a sea-change soon. Make sure you’ve got nothing to miss on dry land.
Gemini: It’s two strikes at the bottom of the ninth. At least take a swing.
Cancer: You’re about to embark on a spectacular journey. Pack light clothing.
Leo: You’re running on fumes. By doing so, you’re saving gas and the world. Congratulations.
Virgo: Don’t squander your 15 minutes of fame by making requests to radio stations.
Libra: You’ve got serious talent. Now you just have to determine what kind of talent.
Scorpio: Spead your wings: Have a no-admission cook-off.
Sagittarius: One good turn sends others spiraling off with unanticipated joy.
Capricorn: Try the lottery today. The state needs more money for education.
Aquarius: Remember, practice makes perfect and there’s no such thing as perfect. So, don’t practice.
Pisces: You see things a different way: the wrong way.
Aries: Plead your case to a higher court. Remember, though, that pleading involves being on your knees.