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Aries:

What truly adds spice to life is the fact that members of the opposite sex were never meant to understand each other.

Taurus:

You are the bull – put away you reservations and charge in your own direction.

Gemini:

This summer the planets will align and your personality will mellow out.

Cancer:

The lion is the animal of your heart – release your indecision and go in for the kill.

Leo:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it’s probably directly related to the boomerang family.

Virgo:

A trip home is due. Remember the three S’s: smile, success and sober.

Libra:

People admire you for your best qualities and they love you for your worst.

Scorpio:

You are becoming judge, jury and jailor in your own life.

Sagittarius:

You will reach a state of ultimate happiness if you become like the grass in the wind and learn to bend with the direction of life.

Capricorn:

Wait three days then snap ten pictures of yourself throughout the day – it will tell you volumes about the true nature of your character.

Aquarius:

The number of piercings on your body is directly related to your future success.

Pisces:

This month, your surplus will encourage wasteful spending. Keep you bank balance low and your apartment full.

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