Zodiac Cookies

Aries:

Imitation is no longer the sincerest form of flattery, try something different.

Taurus:

If the best things in life are free then that would explain why VCU’s tuition keeps going up.

Gemini:

When one door closes, another door isn’t just going to open, you have to find the key.

Cancer:

You are going to form an extreme connection with another Cancer.

Leo:

Love does not make the world go ’round, ice cream does.

Virgo:

The hot summer months will set your love life aflame.

Libra:

A long journey will bring uncertain victories your way, so get walking.

Scorpio:

Whether you know it or not, you’ve won an important award, start practicing your humble look.

Sagittarius:

Telling your better half that their birthday is just another day will bring certain doom.

Capricorn:

Much like flypaper, once you become attached to someone, you never want to let go.

Aquarius:

You might be the only person in existence that actually finds success with email chain letters, expand your buddy list to reap ultimate rewards.

Pisces:

You’ll be leaving your friends soon, but never say goodbye, just say toodles.