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You have butterflies in your stomach, let them out, it’s dark in there.

The world begs to receive the benefits of your special talents.

If “a” cubed is the reciprocal of “2n” to the nth power then next Tuesday is going to be a very important day for you.

Dancing frees the soul, the problem is getting it back again.

CDs include the book of lyrics for a reason, so why can’t I hear you singing?

If you can’t change the world, at least change your underwear.

Each great journey begins with one small step and if you’re fool enough to walk the whole way, it will end with many great blisters.

Putting a smile on your face is never the same as putting a smile in your eyes.

You will be DOOMED forever…hehe, gotcha!

If you don’t like wearing choker collars, there is a good chance your dog doesn’t like it either.

If you find yourself wearing your freaks-come-running perfume, it might be time to take a shower.

If you wait too long to ask yourself if you’re really happy, the answer won’t make much difference.