D’oh’s and Woohoo’s

Well TV Guide has its “Cheers and Jeers” column so I thought I would make up my own version called “D’oh’s and Woohoo’s.”

Office of Health Promotion provides alternative to canceling classes

What happens if you are a busy professor who absent-mindedly booked your dentist appointment at the same time you are supposed to lecture to a class? What happens if you win plane tickets to your favorite city, but your 3 p.m. class meets the same time as your flight departs?

You contact the Office of Health Promotion to request that a guest lecturer teach your class during your absense.

The life and times of Ireland’s patron saint

March 17 is a celebration of the patron saint of Ireland, St. Patrick. Maewyn Succat, as the saint was then called, was born in Britain around A.D 380. As a teen, he was abducted by Irish Marauders. He spent his time in captivity as a herdsman near the mountain Slemish.

Crime Log

Monday, March 3 Male arrested at the D Parking Deck on North 13th Street for fraud. Unknown person sent life threatening e-mail messages via computer to a student at G.R.C. on West Main Street. Tuesday, March 4 Male arrested on the corner of South Belvidere and Idlewood streets for possession of marijuana.