Zodiac Cookies
Aries: If you’re going to walk on thin ice you may as well dance. Taurus: Pink flowers will be a sign of your greatest ambitions. Gemini: Frame your own constitution today. Start with “We the peeps…” Cancer: You are what you eat, now put down that smelly sushi.
Aries:
If you’re going to walk on thin ice you may as well dance.
Taurus:
Pink flowers will be a sign of your greatest ambitions.
Gemini:
Frame your own constitution today. Start with “We the peeps…”
Cancer:
You are what you eat, now put down that smelly sushi.
Leo:
Much like the balloon, you will pop when the least amount of pressure is applied.
Virgo:
If you are going to sing like nobody is listening, be prepared for some strange looks.
Libra:
Big sunglasses do not make you a movie star, downsize.
Scorpio:
A picture is worth 1000 words. Just try telling that to your English teacher.
Sagittarius:
Shoes don’t make the person, but if you kick really hard, they can break a person.
Capricorn:
Green apples are very good, it’s the green eggs and ham you really have to watch out for.
Aquarius:
Hot marine boys are like clean public restrooms, you’re always happy to find one.
Pisces:
Take squirrel watching to the next step today, look for a flying one.
