Zodiac Cookies
Aries: If you aren’t living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room. Taurus: If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you. Gemini: While most of your good judgements come from experience, most of your experience comes from bad judgements. Cancer: Your similarities to Snoopy make you who you are today.
Aries:
If you aren’t living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Taurus:
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.
Gemini:
While most of your good judgements come from experience, most of your experience comes from bad judgements.
Cancer:
Your similarities to Snoopy make you who you are today.
Leo:
You will be receiving numerous pinches in the near future.
Virgo:
Don’t judge books by their covers. Just ignore them entirely.
Libra:
You should be drinking eight glasses of water a day. We know where you can by some really tiny glasses.
Scorpio:
Search the Commons for room 220. When you find it, give yourself a pat on the back.
Sagittarius:
Slap the next musician who tells you that his music is all about the notes he’s not playing.
Capricorn:
Climb the ladder of success using honesty and kindness. When you’ve accomplished this, call up “Ripley’s Believe It or Not.”
Aquarius:
Treasure your pillow and you will have sweet dreams.
Pisces:
A stitch in time makes nine. Now get to sewing.
