News Briefs

Elizabeth Smart returns to family Elizabeth Smart, who was kidnapped at knifepoint from her bedroom June 5, 2002, was returned to her family Wednesday. Police officers found her walking in a suburb of Salt Lake City with Brian David Mitchell, 49, a religious fanatic, and his wife Wanda Ilene Barzee, 59.

Bob’s spring break adventures

Bob enjoyed spring break and because no one wrote to me, I decided to share my spring break with you. There will be more questions and answers next week, assuming you send me some between now and then. I spent the week relaxing and in the surf and sand at Virginia Beach.

Soap Box

Spring Break ends! (mass hysteria ensues) Ah, spring break, the glorious institution where thousands of college students from all over flock to wherever they flock to for a week of rest, relaxation and partying. Now that this week has ended, reality has once again poked its ugly head out from under that pile of dirty clothes you swore you had washed weeks ago.

Ice Hockey Club makes national appearance

By the time you read this article, the VCU Ice Hockey team will have already played their first game at the national level. The Rams are competing at this year’s American Collegiate Hockey Association’s annual Division Three Men’s Hockey Tournament, held March 6-8 in Muskeegon, Michigan.

Zodiac Cookies

Aries: If you aren’t living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room. Taurus: If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you. Gemini: While most of your good judgements come from experience, most of your experience comes from bad judgements. Cancer: Your similarities to Snoopy make you who you are today.

D’oh’s and Woohoo’s

Well TV Guide has its “Cheers and Jeers” column so I thought I would make up my own version called “D’oh’s and Woohoo’s.”

Office of Health Promotion provides alternative to canceling classes

What happens if you are a busy professor who absent-mindedly booked your dentist appointment at the same time you are supposed to lecture to a class? What happens if you win plane tickets to your favorite city, but your 3 p.m. class meets the same time as your flight departs?

You contact the Office of Health Promotion to request that a guest lecturer teach your class during your absense.

The life and times of Ireland’s patron saint

March 17 is a celebration of the patron saint of Ireland, St. Patrick. Maewyn Succat, as the saint was then called, was born in Britain around A.D 380. As a teen, he was abducted by Irish Marauders. He spent his time in captivity as a herdsman near the mountain Slemish.