Rodney Camel, threatening unsolicited porn and Pacman

Dear Bob,

Is it just me or is the new ram really just Joe Camel in disguise?
To me, this is a ploy by Camel to sell more cigarettes in an area that is Philip
Morris country.

If you look closely, the eyes are the same. Plus, everyone knows that
rams do not have long noses, but camels do. So this new ram has to be Joe Camel.
Why else would he be wearing a smoking jacket? What do you think?

Theodore R. Ambrose

My friend Theodore, I think you have hit the nail on the head. Rodney is not
stoned or high on drugs: he simply smokes too much.

Rodney smokes, a lot. That’s it, the burned out eyes, the constant need
for another smoke. I mistakenly thought it was drugs, and I still think Rodney
might be dabbling in other things.

However, smoking I completely overlooked. He looks burned out and that’s
why. He smokes.

Now, I have to wonder, is this the impression VCU wants to give to new students
as well as making him the symbol for the school?

I can see it now. Come to VCU, where you can smoke and look burned out all
the time. There are enough other ways to achieve that stylish visage than smoking.

There is the ever-constant staying up until dawn to finish work and the dependency
on caffeine, in various forms, to make it through the morning.

However, we have merely scratched the surface of this issue. If Rodney is indeed
being used by Philip Morris Companies, Inc. then where is the money going?

We are sure not seeing it! Maybe into the bid to buy all of Grace Street? Perhaps
to acquire the rest of Broad.

Or maybe more devious forces are at work, perhaps hilip Morris Companies, Inc.
and VCU are trying to buy their way to Virginia State University and swallow
that too before moving onto the University of Richmond. This is something interesting
to watch as it develops.


Hi,

Hi Brother Jeff,

my God some Links for YOU !!!

Absolut FOR FREE – WOS

FREE PICS

FREE VIDEOS

FOR FREE if you use my

ACCOUNT:

Username: *removed*

PASS: *removed*

have a lot fun:-))

Who is Brother Jeff? Why does God some links for Jeff? What does free pics
and free videos have to do with any of this?

And this is the best part…

Warning — This communication contains information which is confidential
and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s).
If you are not the intended recipient(s), please note that any distribution,
copying or use of this communication or the information in it is strictly prohibited.
If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately
and then destroy any copies of it.

Is it really trying to tell me I have received a confidential, unsolicited
e-mail for porn and I should notify the sender immediately if this was sent
incorrectly.

Well, being the good upstanding e-mailer I am, I tried to do just that. I clicked
the lovely little “unsubscribe” link, and was treated to a happy
looking form.

However, upon viewing the source of this form, I found that if I entered any
data, it would not be sent anywhere and I would be treated to… the exact same
screen as before!

Seeing no sense in this, I did not notify the sender, seeing as I could not
do so.

I am still unsure as to who Jeff is and what role God is playing in all of
this, but if you are “Brother Jeff” and you asked for these links,
then please e-mail me at [email protected] and I will happily pass them along
to you.

I would not want the spammer coming after me for disobeying the unsolicited
e-mail he sent me, now would I?


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