Honestly, I think I could write anything here and no one would notice.

Today, I must warn you about a threat even graver than any major disease that gets major air time on major network TV shows.

The Garlic Revolt of 2003. You see, garlic is up to no good.

Currently, in the palace where I reside. (Of course I live in a palace. Where else could Bob hide so effectively?), there is a garlic plant living in the kitchen. It was not meant to be living. However, it decided that we had not eaten it in the appropriate “Garlic Eating Time Period,” so it revolted. It sprouted roots and has taken to growing, when we found it. Being the inquisitive Palateans that we are, we placed it in a bowl of water, where it grows happily even now. (Palateans are people who dwell in a palace.)

If you do not hear from Bob in a few weeks, please know what happened. I will detail the Garlic’s rise to power, and assuming it does not learn to type, I think this will reach others…

Step 1. Look pitiful.

Step 2. Gain pity of Palateans.

Step 3. Coerce them to place you in a bowl of water.

Step 4. Snicker to yourself, as you begin to grow at an alarming rate.

Step 5. Your snicker turns into a giggle when they keep gasping at your growth.

Step 6. Take advantage of their ignorance of the potential evil of the garlic plant.

Step 7. Take over the Palace.

Step 8. Reproduce at alarming rates, breeding an army of garlic warriors.

Step 9. Train the warriors for world domination.

Step 10. Eat people.


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